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(no subject) [Oct. 7th, 2006|12:00 pm]
Deidara
[Current Location |Konoha. Though I wish it was mah happy place.]
[music |Liam Lynch: Happy song]

Deidara esh bored -_- Konoha looked fun, at first, but after I've visited all of the restaraunts, looked at the ugly faces on the rock, discovered some hiding places, spied on some girls bathing, and basically done all there was to do, I am just frightfully bored now. Someone, please shoot meh. -Falls over- I seriously need some entertainment. If I don't find any in a day, I am outta here! -shoots self-
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(no subject) [Oct. 1st, 2006|02:12 pm]
Deidara

Zetsu-Chan, thankies for 1) Lifting my depression, 2) showing me the way -I'm in Konoha now, yay!-, and 3) appreciating the clothes that I make ^^. -Hugs kitteh- You're awesome :D. So, as I said, now I am in Konoha, and slowly taking in what is happening here. I am staying at Hinata's (she was the one who offered) and having a fun time trying to figure out what is where here. Teh peoples are being nice, except for the ones that call me a woman. To all you: I hate you, go die with a spork in your chest.

P.S. ZETSU! I AM AFRAID OF THUNDER! I JUST AM! NO NEED TO BE AFRAID OF IT IS NOT HELPING! WHAT IS HELPING IS SOME HEADPHONES, MAYBE A BLANKIE AND A TEDDY BEAR! BUT NOT SOME WORDS! I AM NOT GOING TO LOSE MY PHOBIA JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE TOLD ME TO! I'D LOVE TO, BUT IT'S JUST NOT POSSIBLE! So -Ahem- next time just... don't. That is a very sensitive subject. ;_;
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(no subject) [Sep. 27th, 2006|05:28 pm]
Deidara
It's raining... I haven't found Konoha... I live in a tent... I am afraid of thunder... It's raining... I am depressed... I have indimidated Lee... That kinda makes me feel better... I want mah teddy bear ;__;
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(no subject) [Sep. 26th, 2006|05:58 am]
Deidara

I swear to god, Dei, if you pick on Zetsu-Chan he is going to get angry and swallow you up. Whole. And if he doesn't, mah evil imps will come after you and hunt you down, and rip off your... Head, un!

Hinata-Chan, you officially made me very sad. Not only do I not have a place to stay now, You were very fun to cheer up, un T~T Ima go commit suicide now, un (As if! I am too cheerful for that!) I will be waiting for you, Hinata-Chan, and when you come back, Ima feed you homemade cookies, un. Even though they really, really suck...

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(no subject) [Sep. 25th, 2006|05:26 pm]
Deidara
Haha, Tsunade, I WON!! I got all the sake, and tricked you with explosive alcohol! IT WAS SAKE! And guess what? I am sitting here, getting drunk, while you are I-dunno-where, moping and being weird. At least that's what I think, un! So what is the conclusion? -AhemIPWNTsunadeAhem-

Yeah! Got the hidden message?
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(no subject) [Sep. 25th, 2006|05:56 am]
Deidara
A good person, (let's not call any names, un) suggested I come to Konoha, un. Well, I guess it's true, the most action is going on there at the moment. So, I am rapidly flying in the direction of a village hidde in leaves whose location I don't know, un. And not even a map... I am kind of pissed right now, cause I've been flying for like five hours now, and it seems like I am in the middle of complete and total WILDERNESS, un! Mah scope doesn't help.. TT3TT I think I understand now, why they say that the village is hidden in leaves, un. I CANT FRICKIN FIND IT GRAAGH! 

Will someone please show meh the way?
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(no subject) [Sep. 24th, 2006|03:55 pm]
Deidara
Reach'd Suna. Have nowhere to stay. Desert=too hot for mah beutiful looks management, forest=none around here, anything else=can't come up with an idea. I am in despair. I am sad. I am HYPER! Okee, Ima leave the tent with all mah precious belongings here, and go for a swim in the oasis lake. What?1 I don't give a damn if it's prohibited and/or dangerous! I am not afrraid of sharks, when I think of Kisame I am able to beat up any amount! Ima put some guards on guard, mah birdies will splode anyone who comes near 'cept Hinata-Chan, coz she's cool, but there is no way she'd appear here. Maybe I'd be able to sleep in some deserted house... Oh whatever, I don't care. I'll worry on the spot -takes out a plastic something, inflates it to reveal a kiddie blue swimming ring- What? I can't swim. Whatever >~<
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To Hinata-Chan [Sep. 23rd, 2006|06:56 pm]
Deidara
Alright, Hinata-chan. Look, you shouldn't be sorry, even myself hadn't known how to make a voodoo doll until you asked me and I had to look it up two years ago, un. Well, it would be better if it weren't you but someone you dislike. Really dislike, un. Then you make a doll that looks relatively like tham (Do NOT buy a barbie doll in a shop - won't work, un!),  and put a nametag. Then you let out your anger on it, and maybe, just maybe, which is highly unlikely  it MIGHT cause some pain to the person you hate. If it doesn't happen by itself, just hit them with a big mallet, un. It might go in a kit with a poster of the person, and some darts. And a stress ball, un. Just don't, I repeat, DON'T use yourself as a model (I wouldn't like for the person that had offered me a shelter suddenly die, un). And don't use meh either. 

P.S. - Aya: NO POKEY!! NOEZ DX
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(no subject) [Sep. 23rd, 2006|07:10 am]
Deidara
[Current Location |Heading to Sunagakure no satou]
[mood |curiousI wonder...]
[music |LET'S GET FUCKED UUUUUUP!!!]

Uh-oh. I've ditched this place. I've just got fed up, and left. PLEASE DON'T KILL MEH!! ;3; Now I have nowhere to stay (that's a minus), but I have my beloved tent, Neddy, and a cookbook (that's a plus). So I'm just going to go to Suna, since it's swarming with hot bishies close nearby, un. I wonder, if any feminine guys <3 lakes  are around, I'd be able to seduce bribe the fishermen into giving meh tuna (does that even make sense, un?). Damn, I really need to get laid make some acquaintances here. Important connections, y'knoow, un.

OMG I AM OUT OF THIS BAD, BAD PLACE!!! YOU CAN CONGRADULATE ME!! *0*

Ahem, yes.
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(no subject) [Sep. 21st, 2006|03:52 pm]
Deidara
[Current Location |Some weird nasty boring bare area somewhere near Sunagakure.]
[mood |enragedenraged]
[music |Teh music of SHRILL SCREAMS OF KILLT ANIMALS!]

I've been living in that suckeh boring area for TWO DAYS now, and so I am about ready to LOOT, BURN AND DESTROY, un! This has been so nasty, I cannot put it in WORDS, un! I, teh HYPERACTIVE, have been doing next to NOTHING (next to as into the other side, un D:<) for TWO FLIPPIN DAYS, AND TWO GODDAMN NIGHTS!! AND, to add to this NIGHTMARE, my tuna supply has gone missing, un. I am going to go get drunk. MAybe this will help. Pity meh.
~~UUUUUN~~
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